There is a God!

Happy, happy, happy!
David William Donald Cameron, multi-millionaire, Privy Councillor and Member of Parliament for Witney in Oxfordshire and supposedly Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, First Lord of the Treasury, Minister for the Civil Service and Leader of the Conservative Party was born 9th October 1966 and is therefore eleven years younger than the Editor of this organ who is shortly to be celebrating the 58th anniversary of his arrival in this world.
As you will see from the above image Dear Reader the man also has a nicely developing paunch!
SCOOP!
BREAKING NEWS!
Mine (paunch) is MUCH, MUCH, MUCH smaller!
When held in it is practically invisible to women!
Mine that is NOT HIS!