An open letter to the British People from The Honorable Barack Obama, President of the United States of America.
My dear British Friends! The Head of Government of your country, the Right Honorable David Cameron, PC, MP, Prime Minister…
Month: February 2016
Message to the Voters of Runnymede and Weybridge: Remove this lying, foul mouthed TRAITOR at the earliest opportunity.
It is said that an MP represents their constituency. As such it is incumbent upon them to act in a…
An open letter to the British People from His Excellency, Xi Jinping, General Secretary of the Communist Party of China, President of the People's Republic of China, Chairman of the Central Military Commission.
Dear Member of the British Voting Public, The Head of Government of your country, the Right Honourable David Cameron, PC,…
Wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set!
Above Frankfurt am Main which the last time we checked was not in England or Wales! The title of today’s…
Smiling, not laughing all the way to the bank.
Above, Lloyds Bank in Penzance. Today Lloyds Bank announced its latest results. Happily the bank announced that it would pay…
LET'S LIE, LIE AND LIE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today, the British Gazette has a suggestion that may well raise your hackles, Dear Reader: We know that “Two wrongs…
“You ain’t seen nothing yet!”
Firstly, your Editor extends his apologies to the grammarians (of which there are many) amongst British Gazette readers who will…
Boris Johnson: Marching up the hill. And then down again!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note: The most common attribution is to Prince Frederick, Duke of York and Albany (1763–1827), the second son of King…
And now for something completely different?
Amid the general ballyhoo about D Day 23rd June 2016 – 122 days away – another potentially very significant event…
Wanted: Salesperson – Unicorn supplier – Weybridge and Byfleet area. Salary: Good Basic + Bonus OTE: £200K. Car (VW Phaeton) and non-contributory pension scheme provided.
Since the Chameleon has such a talent for mendacity we wonder if he’s ever tried selling unicorns? We hear there…