On being up a gum tree: Oh, what a tangled web we weave… When first we practice to deceive!
Above a eucalyptus tree at a spot some 25 miles or so north of Kalgoorlie, Western Australia. The present mess…
Drinking poison: A cup of hemlock tea, Sir? Madam?
Above, poison hemlock. In our article of the 21st (http://www.british-gazette.co.uk/2016/06/21/the-poison-chalice/) we drew the reader’s attention to the poison chalice that…
God Save the Queen.
Announcing today is a historic day is superfluous but it is. Yesterday the British People in what is an advisory…
“We are not shackled to a corpse.” Correct. But we ARE shackled to a potentially rabid dog!
Our Dearly Beloved Prime Minister David Chameleon has embarked on a frantic day of campaigning. He declared: “We are not…
The poison chalice.
Blazon: Per pale gules and azure a chalice proper, or. This is the heraldic description of the above image. The…
Baroness Warsi: Jumping on the bandwagon. But from where?
Today The Rt Hon. the Baroness Warsi has announced that she was defecting to the Remain camp from the Leave…
Missing the point!
Above, 37 Station Road, Pool, Redruth, Cornwall, TR15 3QG. On Thursday 23rd June 2016 two events will take place, one…
It's over.
When I arrived in the St. Ives constituency on Sunday 9th February 2014, I had already made contact with the…
Farting in elevators/lifts.
Above, what our American readers call an elevator and what our British readers call a lift. When experienced, all will…
Keep calm and turn the other cheek.
In our somewhat satirical article of the 16th, (http://www.british-gazette.co.uk/2016/06/16/oh-dear-yet-another-own-goal-this-from-simon-jenkins-i-fear-german-dominance-thats-why-im-for-remaining-in-the-eu/) we alluded to the possibility that Mr Simon Jenkins had taken…