Keep it sane and sensible! Above, a young woman who describes herself as an “escort” and who trades under the name of “Saskia”. The meaning…
Life on Mars. Above, the red planet. As I type this text, I look over the 28 inch flat screen monitor and see…
Please Sir! It wasn’t me. It was him! Tomorrow at 11:15AM I’ll turn up at the local C of E church and attend the service. Sitting in the…
Lookout Grieve reports: “Iceberg sighted at two cables dead ahead Mam!” First Mate Hammond: “Shall we turn hard to starboard or port Mam?” Master Mayhem: “Maintain course and speed! The iceberg…
Command to the Maybot: “Klaatu barada nikto!” Just before 11PM last night, I posted the following comical comment on the EU Referendum blog: “That chap outside Parliament…
A “No Deal Brexit”: What part of “It won't work!” Do you NOT understand? The above YouTube video is an excellent presentation debunking perpetual motion. That we should be a mere 31 days away…
Brexit: Gambling with the UK's economy. Above, a YouTube video of a spinning roulette wheel. Madame’s announcement this lunchtime in the Commons that MP’s faced a…
Looking after oneself. I like to take a daily walk. Along the cliffs. Except when it is raining. Then I stay in. But…
Britain Today: Welcome to Madame Mayhem's House of Pain! One of the important rules about advertising and sales promotion is to get the message across in as striking way…
Brexit: just white noise. Above a you tube video of 10 hours of white noise. Published by someone styling themselves as “Relaxing White Noise”…