Smiling, not laughing all the way to the bank. Above, Lloyds Bank in Penzance. Today Lloyds Bank announced its latest results. Happily the bank announced that it would pay…
LET'S LIE, LIE AND LIE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Today, the British Gazette has a suggestion that may well raise your hackles, Dear Reader: We know that “Two wrongs…
“You ain’t seen nothing yet!” Firstly, your Editor extends his apologies to the grammarians (of which there are many) amongst British Gazette readers who will…
Boris Johnson: Marching up the hill. And then down again!!!!!!!!!!!! Note: The most common attribution is to Prince Frederick, Duke of York and Albany (1763–1827), the second son of King…
And now for something completely different? Amid the general ballyhoo about D Day 23rd June 2016 – 122 days away – another potentially very significant event…
Wanted: Salesperson – Unicorn supplier – Weybridge and Byfleet area. Salary: Good Basic + Bonus OTE: £200K. Car (VW Phaeton) and non-contributory pension scheme provided. Since the Chameleon has such a talent for mendacity we wonder if he’s ever tried selling unicorns? We hear there…
We agree with Andrew! Firstly, the Editor extends his profuse apologies to those readers forced to reach for their blood pressure tablets upon reading…
No protection from being offended. The links below refer to the furore caused by a play put on by and starring a certain Ms Jo…
A storm in a communion chalice? Although this organ generally “does not do God” to borrow a phrase from a certain Mr A Campbell, the latest…
How to Succeed in Politics (For Dummies): RULE #1 – Do NOT get involved in the internal politics of other countries! It will generally achieve the OPPOSITE of what you want! Above is the Unfortunate Mr John Kerry, the Secretary of State of the USA. In recommending to British People to…