Hip Hip Hooray!!!!!! Today is Equality Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doubtless the above image of that nice man Joseph Stalin will stir the hearts of all good lefties everywhere!
The British Gazette announces that today is indeed Equality Day.
Now which quango or set of lefties created that? We hear some of you ask.
No. Not lefties or a quango.
So who?
Err…. God?
You see today at 5:30 this morning to be precise there occurred the autumnal equinox – one of the two days during the year that neither the North nor South Pole is angled toward the sun, resulting in a day and night that are almost exactly equal. The other day being the Vernal (spring) equinox which next occurs Friday 20th March 2015.
Therefore, if these lefties, greenies and any other politically correct types want to celebrate diversity equality or whatever these two dates would be most suitable.
Except of course for one problem. You see, these dates are set in the heavens by He who created, well, creation. So there you see the lefties little problem – the dates are fixed. They cannot change them to fit in with human convenience.
Just like the weather and CO2 levels.