Vicar wanted: No experience necessary. Salary: €100,000 PA. NB: As an equal opportunities employer applications are welcome from persons of whatever religion or none and from all genders (male/female/transgender) and from all sexual orientations, married, civil partnership, single or co-habiting.

The British Gazette has been informed that a travelling Vicar is wanted to cover the village of Bray, in the Royal County of Berkshire and the town of Bray in County Wicklow, Ireland, to preach the Gospel of Climate Change. The salary of €100,000 per annum is funded by the European Union Community Cohesion Fund.
Please note an application has already been recieved from the following person: Mr Christopher Huhne.
The Vicar of Bray has of course cultural become a byword for political expediency, hypocrisy, and insincerity. Mr Huhne appears to be an excellent candidate.